January 2010
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Today, in my english class, we had to write a declaration of independence from anything. I picked homework, so I wrote “I am declaring my independence from homework, so therefore I do not have to finish this assignment.” I got full credit. MLIA
i had to do this assignment as a junior in high school and i really wish i had seen this before i worked on it for a whole week. so jealous of...
Epic Day
oksothisonetime:
So, today I wanted to escape from my family reunion for a little bit. My sister and I decided to go to this cool coffee shop and read. We were sitting there, quietly reading our books, surrounded by other people quietly enjoying their coffee, when suddenly, I hear a guy behind me shout “THERE’S THE SNITCH!!!” I look up to see a boy dressed in yellow wearing wings run through the...
“While driving down the street a noticed a man walking on the side of a road...”
– awesomeness
stupid quote of the day
jessica: you make me sound like i’m married
me: you are married … to insanity!
“there’s only one thing worse than gangs… gay gangs”
– bloomington bro. in parade of lights
During the ride to Kentucky...
oksothisonetime:
I tried to start a dance party with my family. No one joined in… I still had a good time!
wait wait wait! hold your horses missy. i joined in. but being in the back seat you didnt see it. but yes we did have a good time
“they are moving you to indiana
why?
i have absolutely nothing i want to do in...”
– john dillinger talking to a cop about staying in prison
Stu’s Song the Hangover
“i don’t like richard, i don’t like rich, i don’t like richie....”
– dick (katie doyle’s dad)
BUI Boating Under the Influence
i wish that the “T” on “the” was in the acronym cause then it would be BUTI but we would pronounce it “booty”
“Yesterday, I was answering the phones at the restaurant I work at. One lady called in and asked me if we were open. I replied, “No. This is a recording.” She immediately apologized and hung up. New hobby? I think so. MLIA.”
i can’t say how annoying the “are you open” phone call is. if someone answers the phone, just say “oh great, i was checking to...
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“toodle-doo motherfuckeeeeeeeeer”
– asian guy in the Hangover
schmee
why is Matthew Gray Gubler my favorite, you ask? look for yourself:
my sister has all my movies at here house in Duluth. meaning i can’t watch them will here alone at my house in Ham Lake. but it’s all good because i have plenty of time now to spend with my cats and to download music.
pretty sure she might kill me while i’m sleeping now. actually she might just wake me up at 5 am by purring on my face (like she did this morning)
Wookieepedia (why has no one told me about this?!) →
i love spending whole days braless in my pajamas while making cookies
“i don’t know, fly casual!”
– han solo, return of the jedi (sorry for all the star wars stuff, but i love it)
